Dear Tennis4All Members —
It is my great honor and privilege to be serving as this year’s Atlantic Cup captain, and in that esteemed capacity (i.e., the role that nobody else wanted), I am writing to ask that you consider representing our great organization in our effort to dominate our rivals (on the tennis court not the bedroom, you pigs). Boston will compete in a team tennis competition at the Harvard courts on August 10th and 11th against NY, DC, and some other insignificant city from a state that voted to install The Donald as President (payback time!). The team will be composed of players from each level (Open, A, B, C, D and XXX … don’t ask, but lets just say Buldini has this one covered) at both singles and doubles. The multi-person event will be reserved to the after-party and is strictly BYOS&H (Bring your own swings and harnesses). Last year we came in second place, but with the home court advantage we have a real shot at victory! Should we not win, there may or may not be a contingency plan already in place to acquire the trophy through a clandestine operation, but lets hope it doesn’t come to Conall streaking across Cambridge to cause a distraction while Mike Dineen quietly drops the trophy into his strangely inconspicuous beach bag.
If you would like to play on the Atlantic Cup team or simply want more information please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Spots will fill up quickly, and I’d like to get some practices going so please do so quickly!
Captain Chlamydia (aka Brian)
I know most of you are in Rome, playing on the dirt but…when you return, please consider joining the prestigious Tennis4All Summer Challenge Ladder 2019!
Here is the link:
I am Doug Lockwood, your Rung-Master
Its 10 bucks thru paypal, and you organize the matches yourselves. All the rules can be found on the link but the gist of it is, you can challenge anyone up to 6 places higher or 4 places lower than you on the ladder.
We go thru Labor Day. You can join literally any time and get your friends to join too!
Be the ladder.
It is on.
Please come join us and promote Tennis4all by marching with us in the Boston pride parade on June 8th.
This is a wonderful chance to socialize with fellow Tennis4all members and to market our league. It’s a big part of our marketing campaign to grow the league.
Please let me know if you are interested in marching and I can provide you with more information.
Hi, we still need 5 more people for Tennis4All Volunteer Night at Community Servings in Jamaica Plain on Friday, May 31 from 6 pm to 8 pm. We’ll be doing food preparation at Community Servings and then we can grab a bite or drink in JP afterward. Let me know if you can join – friends and “tennis spouses” welcome too.
Can’t make May 31? Reach out to me (email@example.com) to organize a Tennis4All Volunteer night at Community Servings, Greater Boston Food Bank, or another local charity sometime this year.
Steve Backhaus, T4A Board & Treasurer